Three Rules

The following are three rules that everyone should just know and subsequently follow;

1. Never fill one's glass while they're holding it. Have them put it on a table (or any suitable surface) for  filling purposes.

2. Never put keys on a table.

3. Never give someone money at night.

• If money absolutely has to be exchanged then one must put it on the floor to go ahead with the exchange.

As told to both V and I by a friend of a friend during a late night studio session in Kharkov, Ukraine.


T.